#also minor tangent but i really hate how people talked up the men side of harem

[bearscones]

Gundam Witch From Mercury First Impressions: Guel

Okay started watching Gundam Witch from Mercury since it’s on Youtube now. It’s going to good so far. I still don’t like Guel though. There are so many red flags with him. Like I get it he’s there to make a point about toxic masculinity but I don’t see why people latched onto him and said he changed in like episode 3. Like dude really hasn’t made any changes. Just because he said no to his dad doesn’t mean he dismantle his toxic traits. Also, he viewed Miorine as his property in the first episode so he’s on my shit list. 

[finniestoncrane]

I'm here for a blind date I'm genderfluid (afab if you're wondering. I apparently give off Boy Vibes™)

I love dinosaurs (some of my favorites include Archaeopteryx, Australovenator, and Baryonyx, Minmi, Oviraptor, and Yi qi) comic books (mostly Suicide Squad but you already know that by now), and I'm trying to get into cars because I want to be an automechanic, since my grades weren't good enough for paleontology and I suck at art. College wasn't right for me and being an automechanic is probably like... A trade school thing, right? I also like Transformers. I got a mullet at one point, but it grew out a bit lol. I'm kinda clumsy, which is pretty evident since my glasses keep breaking lol. Not like I can afford new ones so I guess I'm using duck tape and super glue to keep the frames in... 2 pieces I guess. I guess it's just duck tape keeping the ear things on. I really got into old monster movies in Middle School because of a book called the encyclopedia of monsters. From like... The really old ones like The Blob That Ate Everything to the ones from to the slightly more recent ones but they're still decades old, like the Alien Franchise. Not too big of a fan of regular (?) horror movies. Technically I haven't seen most of the alien movies, but I really liked Alien VS Predator so I think that counts enough. I know I've already told you this but I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of wilderness survival and eventually wound up finding a channel about boomerangs and the occasional Australian wildlife video (there's one titled Kangaroo Maggots. He finds a kangaroo corpse at the side of the road and maggots are inside of it. Really fucking gross. 0/10. Do not recommend if you hate maggots. Don't know why I watched that specific video honestly, but all the rest are good). Which lead me to another channel about Australian animals. I'm American and idk how tf I got from how to cook a cactus to watching a video on dingoes. I play a lot of simulator games. Like... If you look at my steam library it's like... 99% simulator games, the Batman: Arkham Series, and then a hunting game for some reason. And even then I think that's a hunting simulator come to think about it. Don't know why I like Simulator Games, I just do. Wait... Does the Arkham series count as simulator games? Like... Are they technically Batman simulators. I love reptiles and rats, but I fucking hate spiders. Need an Australian Man™ to help me if a spider is near lol. You know wow I'm talking about here I tend to get overexcited when myself or others are talking about stuff I'm interested in. I go on long tangents about stuff I like. I'm kind of a nerd when it comes to my semi-niche interests. I do enjoy listening to people go on their own tangents about things they like too though.

It's also quite apparent I have a thing for weird and/or disgusting fictional men ( my taste in women is better I swear. (Will fall for any tall woman who even looks in my direction. Which isn't saying much cuz I'm 4'10¾") )

💜 blind date 💜 the kitchen is now closed! 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block) a/n: hi please come in and distract this idiot, quickly, quicker, HURRY 💚

"Hi, uh-huh, welcome to the Vill-Inn. Can I just... sit you down as quickly as possible? If your date asks any of us if we want to see his big, curvy weapon one more time, we are going to escort him from the premises. Good luck!"

The moment you sit down at your table, after being rushed over by the waitstaff, you're met with a wide and mischievous grin, a signature smile from a man you recognise.

"I go by many names. Captain Boomerang, George, Digger. But you can call me daddy, if you like."

You screw your face up a bit, trying to pretend like that line didn't get you, and he's quick to try and win you over.

"I'm joking, love! Lighten up, it's a blind date, it's supposed to be fun!"

At least he's quick to... not apologise for his jokes, but to try and recover from them. And he's also surprisingly interested in you, and in getting to know you. Although, you fear it's just so he can make more risque jokes.

"Ah, mechanics. So... you're good with your hands then? You wear one of them little overall things? With anything underneath?"

The loud laugh he lets out at the end of his remarks are so endearing though, they make his lewd comments almost charming. Which you're unsurprised by, given your specific taste in men. He's perfectly strange and definitely a little bit gross, just how you like them.

He comments on your glasses, mentioning that you seem like someone who is a creative problem solver. A comment that feels like a proper compliment, not just a segue into another flirtatious remark. And it feels like he's dialing down on that the more he gets to know you. he talks to you about horror films for twenty minutes without saying anything lewd or crude. It's almost like it's a defense mechanism he uses to keep a distance, to maintain his facade.

In fact, he barely says anything at all when you're telling him about your preference for classic horror, and what video games you're interested in. Almost like he's enjoying learning about you. Almost like he can forego his usual ridiculously brazen behaviour around you. And you're more than happy to return the favour when he gets excited about boomerangs. Your fault for mentioning them.

"Yeah, you can learn a lot from a video online about surviving in the outback, but if you're ever looking for private tutoring, I'm your man."

He winks with this statement, but you can tell there's sincerity behind the offer. The fact that you're willing to listen politely, and that you seem interested in him when he's talking about subjects that are so personal to him, makes him feel very at home around you. And you're warming up to him, to the point where you can make some jokes too. I mean, no harm in joking about inviting him round to your place to get rid of some scary spiders, since he's Australian Outback Extroardinaire.

"Listen, for you, I can let myself be more of a hero than anti-hero for a change. Show me the little buggers and I'll have your house spider free in no time."

He winks again, and you're so fond of it that you can't help but imagine a life of being winked at across tables. A strange, happily ever after.

[volfoss]

Whatever the horrible mista and trish shippers call it and.. bruabba?

omg hiii thank u <333 one of my ex friends shipped the very gross mista and trish ship so i do actually have like insider insight unfortunately.

so wow mista 18 trish 15, but some ppl just dont see a problem w it because ig they see it as mista toeing the line of being able to date minors and like 30 year olds which personally uh no <3 like idk ppl are just out here being weird as shit with him like girl maybe u dont have to pair him up w everyone. also the primary reason ex friend shipped them was bc of the car boob scene, body swap scene, and idk how they laughed at the end so ill go part by part. car boob scene is literally just araki being like omg wait audience is it super funny to sexualize trish yes or yes and then going for it. literally im sorry but girl that is NOT enough reason to ship someone and its just like really lending to the fanon interpretation of mista going around fucking assaulting ppl and its just like goddd.... body swap scene fits the same thing like? sorry mista is kinda fuckign horrible a lot of the time but? i also very much put blame on araki for this and how he keeps fucking treating underage female characters so. and the end scene its like wow they had ONE friendship moment and its like? thats nowhere near enough to ship shit because u just really wanna fucking pair trish w someone. idk people are out here pairing the main group together for no fucking reason bc they cannot conceptualize that platonic relationships exist xoxo also like im sorry? but they dont EVER interact outside of those scenes iirc and its like ok uh love rarepairs as much as the next person but not when it can really easily be perceived as predatory. as if trish doesnt get ignored enough in fanon they ship her w mista and its like they do the whole wow omg trish is so prissy and has made it her personal project to fix stinky dumb mista and its like girl u do not understand them and u should not be allowed to talk about them

i love bruabba but... ok fanon fucking makes them so ooc. girl bruno is NOT ur fucking mommy and is not the super soft uwu partner to leone who is omg wow hes so so gruff and tough and borderline hates bruno. um im just gonna say the amt of enemies 2 lovers bruabba shit out there like... girl????????? have u not seen the anime? read the manga? seen how leone basically calls bruno his home? but yeah omg lets shove them into a fucking overplayed trope that doesnt suit them at all. idk personally i think ppl treat bruno SO badly on his own and just do not understand him (side effect of having not been il postino'd and referring to a fucking 20 year old man as mommy). bruno is AT MOST shoved into a somewhat parental role with people as young as 15. hes not a fucking mommy (and people shoving him into that role really just cant see men as caring/nurturing and it fucking shows) he is a 20 year old with a past that was heavily traumatic and he CARES about people. people really overstate how found family his group is and its like uh no sorry theyre friends at most. anyways sorry to go off on a tangent about that but ppl r really out here hcing them as married and its like?? GIRL THEYRE 20 AND 21? like idk as someone that is 20 i cannot imagine being married and at MOST theyve known each other a year or two. but yeah sure, both of these traumatized bitches r married and wow mom and dad to the team. idk i hate a very certain subsect of bruabba fans with a passion u will never have the understanding of someone thats seen il postino and sling blade idc